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#1 Dalponis

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Posted 02 May 2006 - 22:52

I keep running on really good quotes, and I wouild like a thread to discuss and keep them all in.

One I just saw:

"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it" - Brian Kernighan

Here are a few classics:

"Democracy is the worst form of government except for all the other forms that have been tried" - Winston Churchill

"a mind is like a parachute: it only works when its open lol!" - Maddox April Fools '04

"Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies" - Thomas Jefferson

"You idiot! You own a Macintosh! The file is fucking gone! It's just gone!" - Hunter Cressall

"The most powerful force in the universe is compound interest" - Albert Einstein

"Angels and ministers of grace defend us!" (Hamlet) - William Shakespere

Finally, another great Einstein quote:

“If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts” - Albert Einstein

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#2 Dalponis

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Posted 28 Sep 2006 - 21:27

I stumbled upon this. Very good.
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Dr. Cox (Scrubs): I'm fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet, there'd only be one website left, and it would be called Bring Back The Porn.

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#3 SaSa

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Posted 03 Oct 2006 - 21:20

My Quote that I used to say since the begining of time....


Why Does Glass Taste Like Blood?


and more recently:

Crafty Mexicans and their Glass Candy.

Edited by SaSa, 03 Oct 2006 - 21:20.

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#4 Dalponis

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Posted 14 Dec 2006 - 22:53

"Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."Memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!" - Wiily Wonka, the Amazing Chocolate Cheer

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Posted 15 Dec 2006 - 13:58

let's see quotes...

"Remember when i told you i would eat you last. I Lied" --Ranier Wolf castle to some Pie
"Aww this isn't going to be about Jesus is it ?" -- Homer Simpson to Reverend Lovejoy
"The Internet is a series of tubes" --Sen. Ted Stevens
"Software engineers are making the next best idiot proof software. The universe is making the next best idiot...The universe is winning. --Unknown

Edited by ubercanuck, 15 Dec 2006 - 14:00.

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#6 Dr Zoidberg!

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Posted 22 Feb 2007 - 05:24

I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, 'cover for me', Number two, 'oh, good idea, boss', Number three, 'it was like that when I got here.'

You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

And yes all from Homer Simpson. i had to put them in here because they are true in real life lol.

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Posted 24 Feb 2007 - 20:50

"Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or…. Only two synonyms!? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity!" - Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, The PTA disbands

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#8 Dalponis

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Posted 14 Nov 2007 - 10:29

"Rumour Of Kitty Kibble Shortage Causes Futures To Drop; Consumers Stockpile"

"Local Merchants Puzzled By Rumours Of Kitty Kibble Shortage; 'We Have Plenty,' Say Most"

"Kitties Concerned By Rumours Of Kitty Kibble Shortage; Owners In Panic"

"No Kitty Kibble Shortage Says Local Representative Of Kitty Kibble Association"

"Is Kitty Kibble Shortage Real? Authorities Say Rumours Unfounded"

"Unlicensed Kitty Kibble Factory Fuels Rumours Of Shortage"

"Enough Kitty Kibble For Twenty Years, Experts Agree"

"Kitty Kibble Association Flooded With Letters: Where Is Kitty Kibble?"

"Is Kitty Kibble Shortage A Hoax? Sims Search For Truth"

"Rumours Persist In Kitty Kibble Shortage; Unfounded Say Many"

"Kitties Want Answers In Possible Kitty Kibble Shortage"

"Kitties Say Not Enough Being Done In Kitty Kibble Shortage"

"No Kitty Kibble Shortage, Officials Insist; Kitties Sceptical"


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Posted 14 Nov 2007 - 12:00

I read the first 4 words of your post and knew what that was from, i do wish i could find that game again...
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Posted 18 Nov 2012 - 13:35

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#11 Dalponis

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Posted 02 Apr 2014 - 10:43

'It takes a special kind of person to see someone on the side of the road changing a flat tire, stop and help change the flat tire. It takes a different kind of special person to see someone on the side of the road changing a flat tire, think about having to go shopping at the local IGA. Where he then heads to IGA, buys a dozen eggs, heads back to the person changing the flat tire, and whips the eggs at the person's forehead.' - Jarret Hagen


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