[Dalponis]

Watchmen
Rated: 18A
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Wow. Where to begin with this gem of a movie...

Okay, first off, the one being with super natural powers is supposed to be Dr. Manhattan. How are Nite Owl II and Silk Spectre taking on a prison of bad-guys, when they're just normal people in costumes? No scratch that: I guess they do have super-powers. The super-powers of controlling the plot.

Then why the hell was there so much nudity in the movie? Like what was the point of having the two lesbians at the beginning of the movie? A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

I can see it now: Some eight year-old girl or boy is going to ask her mother if she and her friends can go see the Watchmen after school. The mother will mention having to check the rating for the movie first, where she'll see it's 18A. The daughter or son must take the mother; she'll make the adventure a treat for her child.

During the length of the movie, the daughter and friends ask why that girl is trying to jump over that man, and why can't she quite make it. It beats me how the mother will explain the large blue cock, too.

[stevensblue]

I finally got round to watching this film and was taken aback by some of the things. The sex scene in the ship was one of the most cringeworthy things i have seen for a long time.